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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Excuses on why still no girlfriend for the CNY season.

Chinese New Year coming.
Every year, i am always being target by the relatives and friends, the same question :
" Why still no girlfriend ah, you? "

Usually i will smile and say "Oh, not yet found yet.." and walks off.

This year, (Trying to be creative) I think i better come out with something special.

Can i reply :
  • "Oh, i am Gay..." *plus the girl girl hand signs*
  • "I just divorced.." 
  • "I ordered one from Ebay, should be shipped over to me, by next month.."
  • "I was waiting for someone clever enough to know how good i am!"
  • *Takes out handphone* and show the girl wallpaper on my mobile, "there you go!"
Some others interesting answer i got from Facebook and Twitter.....
  • juz say haven found a suitable one and give a cute smile and walk away.. =) (Can!)
  • haha u wana help me i help u hahaha (Guess my this friend needs help too!)
  • Gay! Dun like girl. Lol (+1)
  • Fortune teller says dragon year not good for me get gf. Vietnamese girl scare of dragon (This sounds good!!)
  • isn't it simple? because i decided to stay single forever! hahahahaha (LOL)
  • you haven't found the "one" yet and that you must never rush good things ;) (Another good excuse!)
  • Vietwife.com =X (No such website leh...)
  • Just say you are happy just the way you are. I always say "My time have not come yet." (Good!)
  • Aiya, y bother? Just say single life is better! Don't u think so? I do enjoy! Haha (Cool!)
My friends are very good at giving ideas! =D

Anyway, if you asked, my standard of a girlfriend actually drop in quality as years past.. (i.e. Requirements got lowered.)
  1. If you are not into super handsome kind of guys,  you passed the first stage.. 
  2. If you can stand my jokes (Dirty, Clean, Lame, blah blah...) 
  3. If you can mix well with my friends..
  4. If you love your family and friends, and of course animals, like i do.. 
  5. If we can share the common interests... 
Come on my readers, anyone want to be friends, can Email me, Tweet me, Facebook me.
Now i sounded like im selling myself off! (HAHA)




Anyway, it takes two hands to clap, can't force.

好膽你就來!
In English, "Dare you to do it !" =P

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Die for the country.

I am sad to see yet another such incident. News Article (From Yahoo.sg)

The heading wrote: SAF NSman dies during in-camp training.
Quoted from the article, 28-year-old Li Hongyang, a security trooper from the 62nd Service Support Battalion, fainted after completing his 2.4km run at 8:38am. 

As a NSman (Soldierswho completed the 2 or 2.5 years of National Service in Singapore) myself, i admit my fitness was not of those super fit kind of person. All i can say is that i am still able to walk, and run after the bus.
And, of course, the few 10km run + walk events..

To me, this is already being fit.

Being able to pass the Individual Physical Proficiency Test (IPPT), every year, is a good thing, as we are being excused the extra 2 to 3 months of "Remedial Training" (RT) of physical training.
I have seen people running at their very best (Or pushing themselves so hard..) to meet the timing of the 2.4km, so as to pass the test.

Once, i came across someone lying, face down, at the finishing line and trying to catch his breath. The medical soldier dash up to him, and luckily he was alright !
Otherwise, his finishing line of his 2.4km would end earlier. (i.e. he passed away even before reaching the finishing.)

I admit i am one of the regulars of the RT club. Not sure about you?

If i quit my job, and train hard regularly, maybe i can do it.
If i quit my job, where my income will come from, to sustain the living expense of Singapore?

Training to pass the IPPT or earn money, which one more important ??

Formula of Singapore Men = 2 years National Service + 10 Years of yearly In-Camp-Training + Yearly IPPT + Work Overtime + Increase Birth Rate + Buy Car + Buy Flat + Blah Blah Blah...

Oh, by the way, my yearly IPPT window, opening next month.



Maybe this video can keep us going.....




Here we go, again !

Friday, January 6, 2012

New Toy !

After some 2 weeks, with most telcom out of stock, I got my new toy !!!

My Samsung S II~


<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

With the software similar to my Samsung Galaxy Ace, i think i will face not much problem adjusting to this new toy. Best part, it is bigger screen and of better hardware too !!
I can finally play Tiny Tower! =P

Another thing to look forward, would be Sat.



張惠妹 concert !!! Finally you came to Singapore, and i finally get to see your concert !!
This is so exciting and i even went to buy light sticks for my friends!
Gonna be a fun night !! =D



張惠妹 ! 張惠妹 !! 張惠妹 !!!

Monday, January 2, 2012

First day of 2012

Happy New Year, everyone!

How was the countdown on the New Year eve?
I was at home, with my beer and titbits, and counting down with the "Live" countdown on TV. As i get older, i realized i cannot stand the crowds.. =P

And then, on the first day of the new year, i went to Malaysia, early in the morning.



JUSCO, Tebrau City, and they already start their Chinese New Year events, playing the songs. =)

Next stop.
Let you all guess where did we go to?


Johor Premium Outlet !!
The place where all the branded shops are, Burberry, Coach, Armani Exchange...
The few of us, with the help of our Malaysia friend, drove up to Johor Premium Outlet (JPO).

Few things to take note, the super long queues of cars trying to get into the place..
You need to pay to get parking.. (*cough* but you MIGHT not need to. =P)
The place was over crowded.. (I almost fainted myself.)
There were limited machines to pay for the parking.

And, after this, i dont think im going there again. Not my type of place. =)


Anyway, there was this very cool spectacle i saw outside a shop. Who will wear this?? =P

Not a wasted trip, i managed to get two belts, three tshirts, good food, and of course quality time with friends! =)

Best part, Monday is not a working day, so we shall have Tuesday to Friday Blues!! =D

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Hello 2012, Byebye 2011 !

One year ago, i wrote this.

Year 2011, was an exciting one.

Friends or Relatives who got married.
Friends who found the other half.
Friends who are planning to get married, or engaged.
Friends who graduated or will be graduating soon from their studies.
Friends who got new and better jobs, promotions, great increments.

Old friends, New friends.
Your friend became my friend. My friend became yours.

Happy 2012 to all of you out there!
Great health and happiness to you, and your loved ones!! (",)v

May Year 2012, be a great year !

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